Blunders

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Blunders …
Flounder on thoughts about something
Slip-up on statistics
Make a big error on estimation
Misstep a process
Get information mixed-up
What does one have?
A series of blunders!
Enormous mistakes!

 

Ask a belly-bloated woman, “When are you due?”
She yells back, “I’m not pregnant!”
You’d like to disappear from that woman’s sight …
But how do you retort?
You don’t.
Quickly apologize.
Make your exit!

 

“How old is your Grandma?” you ask.
“Grandma? Do you mean my Mom?”
You blew that attempt to strike a conversation.
How do you clear out the air?
You don’t.
Quickly apologize.
Change the subject!

Make an unsolicited suggestion.
The other person looks you up and down
He blurts out, “I didn’t ask for your opinion!”
What do you do?  What do you say?
Say nothing more.  Do nothing else.
Quickly apologize.
Leave that scene!

Goofs …
Stumble on inappropriate words at an inappropriate time
Stagger between unknown situations
Bungle on a defense you really couldn’t support
Foul up on describing someone’s viewpoint
Careen on a decision involving life-death protocol
What does one enter into?
Big-time faux pas!
Error of a life time!

Keep your eyes focused.
Listen intently.
Say nothing, unless your viewpoint is demanded.
Mind what you must say.
Feel and weigh unfamiliar circumstances.
Stay out of tight situations!
More than anything else, MIND your business!