Irritation

Blog 420:

Brittle fingernails
Nasty-looking cuticles
How do you get looking so nasty and ugly?
Clip and cut …
File and shape …
Now let’s pull you out hanging cuticles
You irritate me!
What makes you both grow out like wild weeds?
Water, huh?
I can’t avoid that!
What’s that?  Calcium feed?
Well, I must take it you know.
My bones need calcium.
Still … I don’t understand why you grow so fast
Your wild life on my fingers really irritates me!